1. 10:31 28th Jul 2014

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    Me as a Parent

    1. Child: Hey dad could you please sing a lullaby?
    2. Me: *clears throat* cOMIN OUT OF MY CAGE AND I BEEN DOIN JUST FINE GOTTA GOTTA BE DOWN BECAUSE I WANT IT ALL
     
  2. 10:30

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    officialundertaker:

    illaminati:

    mcporno:

    there has never been a cool person called eugene

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  3. 10:25

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    sextpert:

    sextpert:

    I LOVE IT WHEN COMPANIES REPLY TO PEOPLE’S TWEETS ABOUT THEM

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    amazing

    (Source: sextpert-deactivated20140114)

     
  4. 10:25

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    image: Download

    fuckshitpissdick:

:(
     
  5. 10:24

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    image: Download

    wonderous-world:

Rainbow Sunset by Adam LeCroy
     
  6. 10:24

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    Reblogged from bewareofunguardedtalk

    aquachilddicksquad:

    forcing people to listen to my music when I’m driving

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  7. 10:24

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    scumkill:

    she loves flowers

     
  8. 10:21

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    perspectave:

    i would sit in my underwear with you at 2am

     
  9. 10:21

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    intensional:

    i got 99 problems and probably about 94 of them come from my lack of motivation to do anything

     
  10. 10:20

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    phleps:

    LIST OF REALLY SUPER CUTE THINGS:

    1. you